Jokes

So you like to garden

Submitted by Art Kettelhut

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me.
Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.
- Jerry Seinfeld.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill
except for learning how to grow in rows.
- Doug Larson.

My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells,
and don't work half the time.

What was green and a great trick shooter?
Annie Okra

People are like Potatoes!

Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others ...
They are called "Speck Tators."

Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin ...
They are called "Aggie Tators."

There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they never get around to doing ...
We call them "Hezzie Tators."
- From the laughalot-owner on the Net

Some folks spent a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden ...
They are called "Medi Tators."

There are those that try to maximize their crop yields while reducing expenses ...
We call them "Compu Tators."
- Mike Garofalo

I leaf you with all this wisdom.